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"Be honest. How many of us signed on because we were looking for a little excitement? Well... not to burn down the dream house or anything but the fact is, when done right, this biz is a lot like accompanying your grandma to the yarn store. Forget Jason Bourne. At the end of the day you'll be lucky to make it to the coffee pot without your lower back seizing up."
- Super-Secret-Squirrel Training, Day 1
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